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current emotion: Grif’s endless screaming when everyone ends up back in Blood Gulch

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I will never not laugh at this video

my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this

My favorite vine in gif form. 

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What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)

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We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

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remember how this made our hearts flutter?

The things I shipped before I knew what shipping was 

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