|iPhone user:||I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6|
|Android user:||Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else|
|iPhone user:||I just like this pho-|
|Android user:||The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*|
current emotion: Grif’s endless screaming when everyone ends up back in Blood Gulch
I will never not laugh at this video
my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this
My favorite vine in gif form.
What would you say to people who are disappointed that they have been sorted into Hufflepuff? (x)
We want big boob…. not too big, gross
we like small perky boob… not too little, gross
no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!
oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…
and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos